Ashley: But boss, you said work on my shooting..

After hours shooting practice for Ashley Cole

I guess Ashley Cole did not fully understand the recent memo about asking him to “work on his shooting after training” after his recent penalty miss, and instead could have only assumed that the gaffer meant shooting at the work experience kids with an air rifle.
I guess the good news to come out of this however is that it wasn’t John Terry being asked to practice his shooting, the other players have apparently now started to let their wives out of the house occasionally.

Ashley: But boss, you said work on my shooting..