He's a joker that Ashley Cole

And now it’s time for our ‘I beg your pardon?’ of the week

We all found it quite incredible. First of all that he said it, but also that he managed to say it with a straight face. But earlier this week, England left back Ashley Cole actually uttered the words: “There are no egos at Chelsea.”

Are my ears playing tricks on me? Below, we’ve compiled a list of the egos currently at Chelsea*.

1	Petr Cech
2	Branislav Ivanovic
3	Ashley Cole
4	Marinho David Luiz
5	Michael Essien
7	Ramires
8	Frank Lampard
9	Fernando Torres
10	Yossi Benayoun
11	Didier Drogba
12	Mikel
15	Florent Malouda
17	Jose Bosingwa
18	Yury Zhirkov
19	Paulo Ferreira
21	Salomon Kalou
22	Ross Turnbull
23	Daniel Sturridge
26	John Terry
33	Alex
34	Ryan Bertrand
38	Patrick Van Aanholt
39	Nicolas Anelka
40	Henrique Hilario
41	Sam Hutchinson
43	Jeffrey Bruma
46	Joshua McEachran
47	Billy Clifford
50	Jan Sebeck
55	Jacopo Sala
62	Nathaniel Chalobah
He's a joker that Ashley Cole

*Please note this is just a list of the egos on the first team playing staff. The egos at the club could well extend beyond this.