Idiot. Plain and simple.

Idiot handcuffs himself to the goal at Goodison Park, making himself leading goalscorer for Everton

What on Earth was that? Some absolute cretin comes running on the pitch and handcuffs himself to the goal posts, not only is this very dangerous to himself and the players, but it also begs the question. Why? Admittedly getting that close to the goal line puts him in contention to be Everton’s leading goalscorer this season, I think he crossed the line 3 times.

In a situation like this the players should be within their rights to queue up and carefully punch him in the face.

Idiot. Plain and simple.