Now QPR have time and money, follow these simple steps..

The press love to talk shit about who they think will be signing for who, and with the January transfer window open wide and blowing away the cobwebs with its fresh air and the stench of panic buying, coupled with the fact that QPR have a new manager and a seemingly bottomless pit of money I have crudely constructed this handy flow chart to save time with reading the endless rumour mill.

 

 

Please reference this every time you hear QPR linked with a player and remember, they can’t buy everyone…